I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered ... George Best
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship ... Harry S. Truman
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia ... Dame Edna Everage
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other ... Ann Landers
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading ... Hermy Youngman
A judge is a law student who marks his own papers ... H. L. Mencken
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