The
teacher said,
"Good Morning,
Class, let's
begin by
reviewing some
History.
Who
said: 'Give me
Liberty, or
give me
Death'?"
She
saw a sea of
blank faces,
except for
Little Akio, a
bright foreign
exchange
student from
Japan, who had
his hand up:
"Patrick
Henry, 1775,"
he said. "Very
good!
Who
said:
'Government of
the People, by
the People,
for the
People, shall
not perish
from the
Earth'?"
Again,
no response
except from
Little Akio:
"Abraham
Lincoln,
1863."
"Excellent!"
said the
teacher
continuing.
"Let's try one
a bit more
difficult.
Who
said, 'Ask not
what your
country can do
for you, but
what you can
do for your
country?"
Once
again, Akio's
was the only
hand in the
air and he
said: "John F.
Kennedy,
1961."
The
teacher
snapped at the
class, "Class,
you should be
ashamed of
yourselves.
Little
Akio isn't
from this
country and he
knows more
about our
history than
you do."
She
heard a loud
whisper: "F***
the Japs."
"Who
said that? I
want to know
right now !"
...she
angrily
demanded.
Little
Akio put his
hand up,
"General
MacArthur,
1945."
At
that point, a
student in the
back said,
"I'm gonna
puke."
The
teacher glared
at the class
and asked,
"All right!
Now who said
that?"
Again,
Little Akio
says, "George
Bush to the
Japanese Prime
Minister,
1991."
Now
with almost
mob hysteria
reigning in
the class,
someone said,
"You little
shit! If you
say anything
else, I'll
kill you!"
Little
Akio
frantically
yelled at the
top of his
voice,
"Michael
Jackson to the
children
testifying
against him,
2004."
The
teacher
fainted.
As
the class
gathered
around the
teacher on the
floor, someone
said, "Oh
Crap, we are
finished."
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