"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven't tried before."
-- Mae West
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
-- Mark Twain
"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
-- Spike Milligan
"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches."
-- George Bernard Shaw
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero