"You start out playing rock 'n' roll so you can have sex and do drugs, but you end up doing drugs so you can still play rock 'n' roll and have sex."
-- Sir Mick Jagger
Other quotes from the cynical star:
You can't always get what you want, like a good joke on the top 10 list
Be considerate of other hotel guests -- trash your room before 10 PM
Song royalties are great, but even they can't match the guaranteed cash flow from a reverse mortgage
Before shouting "Hi, Seattle," make sure you are in Seattle.