THEY SAID IT

Quotations from the famous

To enliven your weekend

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of
-- Jane Austen

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater
-- Gail Goodwin

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday
-- Sir William Bragg

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that Boy Scouts have adult supervision
-- Blake Clark

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first
-- Mark Twain

The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting
-- Amanda Cross