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Monday, July 23, 2012

"Guns don’t kill people. Movies kill people.”

N.R.A. Proposes Sweeping Ban on Movies

FAIRFAX, Va. (The Borowitz Report)—Saying it was “high time to take action against the number one cause of violence in America,” the National Rifle Association issued a statement today urging a sweeping ban on movies.

Tracy Klugian, an official spokesperson for the gun-lobbying organization, said that the N.R.A. had taken this extraordinary step because it “could not stand idly by and watch movies tear apart the fabric of our civil society.”

See the rest of this hilarious column on the New Yorker

The answer is obvious.  Read. More. Books.

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