A testament to the flexibility of the English language...
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it
turned out to be an optical Aleutian
Though she was only a whisky maker, he loved her still.
A rubber band projectile was confiscated from algebra class
because it was a weapon of math disruption.
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an apple.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then, it hit
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.
When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a
nurse said, 'No change yet.'
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's
your count that votes.
With thanks to Jacqueline Church Simonds.