Writing about music is like dancing about architecture --Elvis Costello
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us --Bill Watterson
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath --Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world -- Lily Tomlin
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep -- Woody Allen
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience -- Shelley Winters
People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed -- Samuel Johnson
A good listener is usually thinking about something else -- Kim Hubbard
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together -- Carl Zwanzig
It's not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that -- GH Hardy
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog -- Groucho Marx
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy -- Mitch Hedberg
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force -- Dorothy Parker
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one -- Albert Einstein
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane -- Philip K Dick
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