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Sunday, December 15, 2013

Best Bumper Stickers

It must be the silly season....


Best Bumper Stickers


 

 

My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

 I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
 
Coffee, Chocolate, Men;  Some Things Are Just Better Rich

 

 Liberal Arts Major....Will Think for Food

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea.  It's the Law

Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener 

 If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You

 


 The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard

 Get a New Car for Your Spouse.  It'll Be a Great Trade

Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
 

 
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.

 God must love stupid people...He made SO many of them.

 Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
 
 Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.

 
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
 
 Alcohol and calculus don't mix.  Never drink and derive.

1 comment:

Fe Adamsonn said...

I love these 3 bumper stickers.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many of them.
Keep posting! :D

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