Best Bumper Stickers
My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips
I Used to Be Schizophrenic, but We're OK Now
Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better Rich
Liberal Arts Major....Will Think for Food
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law
Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener
If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You
The Trouble With the Gene Pool Is That There's No Lifeguard
Get a New Car for Your Spouse. It'll Be a Great Trade
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many of them.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.