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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Rough Medicine: the medicating skippers

During the recent Nautical Bloghop, my post on Sarah Gray and the cask with her husband's corpse was hugely popular.

 If you remember, it was the story of what she did with the body of her beloved (and foul-mouthed) husband Slumon after he expired in the tropical Pacific ... how the ship was captured by the Confederate raider Shenandoah, corpse in a cask and all, and how she got the body back to Connecticut.

Accordingly, I have decided to run an incidental series called ...

ROUGH MEDICINE


Being stories from the world of whalemen and merchantmen, and how they coped with illness and accident at sea.

On whaleships, the situation was particularly precarious.
 
The skipper and crew — and the captain’s wife, if there — were a long, long way from any kind of educated help, as American ships did not carry a surgeon.  Indeed, if the ship displaced less than 150 tons and the crew numbered no more than six, there was not even a requirement to carry a medical chest, meaning that the skipper—the man in charge of shipboard health—did his best by improvising from the pantry, his wife’s sewing box, and the carpenter’s tool chest.  

On whalers—which by definition were over-manned, six men being necessary to crew each boat, and at least four men having to stay on board to keep the ship while the whaleboats were in the chase—a medicine chest was standard, along with a little medical guide.  Whether the medical guide was consulted very deeply is debateable, however, because it was a most unusual whaling master who did not have his own pet remedies, which he used in preference to anything thought up by a so-called professional.
 
“Remedy for Piles,” wrote the master of the Good Return in 1844:  “take twice a day 20 drops of Balsam Copavia on sugar and a light dose of salts daily and use mercurial ointment on the fundamental extremity”—and signed it “John Swift, MD when necessary.”
 
And how did skippers like "John Swift, MD when necessary" cope with challenges like amputation?
 
Follow the unfolding story of ROUGH MEDICINE to find out.
 
 

Monday, October 7, 2013

Gromit raises two million pounds for charity

Statues of my favourite TV star raise money for hospital


From the BBC

More than £2.3m has been raised for charity as dozens of Gromit statues were auctioned in Bristol.

All 81 of the sculptures were sold for Wallace & Gromit's Grand Appeal, which is raising £3.5m for an expansion of Bristol Royal Hospital for Children.

One lot, Gromit Lightyear, designed by animation studio Pixar and based on the Toy Story character, sold for £65,000.

Nick Park, who created the Gromit character, said he was "stunned" by how much had been raised.
'So generous'
"I couldn't wait to see the Pixar Gromit Lightyear go because obviously that was a top runner," Mr Park said.

"It just kept going up. When the first few started climbing I started tingling. It was double the target.



Sunday, October 6, 2013

Ten Amazing Consequences of the US Shutdown


An amusing commentary in the BBC magazine points out the odd and far-ranging consequences ...

Here is the basic list:

1. Only one person is left to patrol the US-Canada border, all 5525-mile length of it.

2. Graveyards in Europe of American soldiers lost in two world wars are closed.

3. Iran is off the hook, meantime.

4. People are stocking up on meat, in Kentucky.

5. The Grindstone Running Race has been postponed.

6. Private museums in Washington, DC, are experiencing a rush of tourists.

7. Off-work civil servants are being courted with vouchers for free or discounted food at cafes and restaurants.

8. There is a boom in satirical T-shirts

9. Cancer trials are on hold.

10. The world is getting to know new words, such as "furlough."

And number 11, from me.  Any aliens who drop in to visit right now, are going to arrive unobserved.

***** Another winner from Joan Druett

A great review of The Elephant Voyage on Amazon.com.

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This could be read as a companion piece to her "Islands of the Lost", about the wrecks of the Grafton and the Invercauld on the Auckland Islands.

Napoleon always used to say that he would rather have Marshalls who were lucky, than Marshalls who were clever, and in the case of Captain Miner, you have to wonder if he shouldn't have taken the hint after his first wreck, and moved to the mountains? He wasn't a bad man. His choices were shaped by his experiences, but they were mostly disastrously wrong.

I've been to Macquarie Island and Campbell Island. Macquarie is probably one of my favorite places in the world - you sit on the beach, surrounded by king penguins and it feels like you're in the middle of a David Attenborough wildlife documentary. We only visit in the summer, obviously, but even then the climate is unforgiving, and you never know whether you'll be able to land or not on any given day. Part of the permitting requirements are to land survival equipment with the guests, just in case they get ashore, but can't immediately come back.

I visit in a steel ship, with all the modern conveniences. I can hardly imagine what it must have been like to do it under sail, with the navigational instruments of the time, and the only forecasting tools a barometer and an eye on the sky.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Heir to throne records Thomas poem

Prince Charles records Dylan Thomas poem


Prince Charles has recorded one of his favourite Dylan Thomas poems for a special broadcast to mark National Poetry Day.

The prince chose Fern Hill, the Welsh poet's reminiscences of childhood visits to an aunt's farm in Carmarthenshire.

Prince Charles described the poem as "poignant and moving".

He is Royal patron of the Dylan Thomas 100 Festival, which will mark the centenary of the poet's birth in 2014.

"For National Poetry Day, I was very glad, if somewhat hesitant - to be able to record a reading of one of my personal favourites, Fern Hill, with its poignant and moving evocation of a rural west Wales childhood," said Prince Charles.

"I cannot help feeling this is one of the great legacies of Thomas's poetry - that it inspires people to appreciate the incomparable landscape of Wales."

Friday, October 4, 2013

Quarterdeck 38

New Issue of Quarterdeck

October 2013--Highlights   

George Jepson interviews 
Julian Stockwin.
New nautical fiction.

A review of Caribbee by Julian Stockwin.
 
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GALLANT EDITOR, GEORGE JEPSON!

A Love of Adventure reviewed by Historic Naval Fiction

Great review by David Hayes


Joan Druett is an award winning author, and you only have to read A Love of Adventure to know why.

I could hardly put it down and I think I'm right in saying this was her first novel when it was originally published as Abigail.

It is the story of a young lady, born and raised at sea in the Pacific, who is eventually sent to relatives in New Bedford and must then find a way of getting back to New Zealand to claim her inheritance. The book displays a wealth of knowledge about whaling and life at sea in the period as well as being someting of a murder mystery novel. It has extremely well written plot lines which weave various aspects together well in an unpredictable manner. There are a lot of characters and all of them came across as well rounded and believable and they interacted with each other well.

I can only say this is highly recommended reading.


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Pasifika rugby ..

What a brilliant idea

.

The Super Rugby tournament (involving New Zealand, Australia, and South Africa) is pakeha (white) oriented, and yet so many great players are Polynesian.

Now it is reported that the Polynesians might have their own team.

After being ignored by much of world rugby for years, Pacific rugby could be in for a major and well overdue boost, if a report is to be believed.
APN is reporting that a Pacific Island team is to receive an invitation to play in the restructured Super 15 competition from 2016.
Based in Auckland, the Pacific Islands team would be aligned with New Zealand in the proposed rejigged tournament.

The Super Rugby tournament looks certain to change drastically after the 2015 Rugby World Cup and this latest proposal would also see a team from Japan join the 18-team competition, which would be aligned with the Australian conference.

With Auckland's large Pasifika population, the city would seem to be the obvious place to host the team, and may look to wrest supporters from the Blues.

And not only would they play magnificently (my money would be put on them), but they would be really great to watch.



Amazon buys Washington Post

Is this the end of an ultra-conservative era?

The WP changes hands


Bezos, who founded the online shopping company in 1994 and became a billionaire in the process, has vowed to continue the newspaper’s long history of independent journalism. His technical and marketing savvy, long-term outlook and lack of an apparent ideological agenda made him an attractive steward for the paper, Post Co. chief executive Donald E. Graham said in August, when an agreement in principle was first disclosed.

At the same time, Bezos, 49, has the deep pockets to sustain an enterprise that has been buffeted for years by declining readership and advertising, especially in the printed Post.
The Post’s new owner hasn’t disclosed specific plans or changes he intends to make for the money-losing paper. But in earlier interviews and on a two-day visit to The Post’s downtown Washington headquarters in early September, he suggested that he’ll provide a financial cushion — or “runway” — that will allow The Post time to conduct experiments that could lead to a successful business model.

The Washington Post Co. will continue to operate as a separate company without The Post newspaper. It is the parent company for a variety of businesses, including cable-TV systems, TV stations and the Kaplan education company. It will change its name to reflect the newspaper’s sale, but a new name hasn’t been announced yet. Graham will continue as chief executive of the renamed company.

Although Bezos will head the new organization, the rest of the paper’s management won’t change. Publisher Katharine Weymouth will continue in that job, as will executive editor Martin Baron.
Bezos himself will remain chief executive of Amazon, based in Seattle. He has said he will visit the paper periodically but will devote most of his attention to his “day job” running Amazon, which had revenue of $61 billion last year.

Weymouth, who is Graham’s niece, will be The Post’s sole remaining connection to the family that has guided and shaped the newspaper for four generations.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Paraprosdokians

 

Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the
latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
 
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
 
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
 
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
 
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:' I put 'DOCTOR'.
 
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure...

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder          
     for me to find one now!